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amooolia:

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amooolia:

💧💧💧omg cRyiNg bc I have anime eyez everything rn @omweekend I fucking luv u 🙏🙏🙏 💖💕✨💦

If you expect to find people who will understand you, you will grow murderous with disappointment. The best you’ll ever do is to understand yourself, know what it is that you want, and not let the cattle stand in your way.
Janet Fitch, White Oleander (via simply-quotes)

sophisticated-stoner:

dude the actual voice of mario is going around with little mario dolls and making vines why has nobody seen this?!?!?!

nprfreshair:

Sarah Silverman says that most comics’ sense of humor comes from self-loathing. For her, that wasn’t really the case:  

"I think my comedy came more from humiliation… I was a chronic bed-wetter. I had this deep, dark secret. If I had to go to sleepover parties I would just pinch myself awake all night.
The…thing that made me feel the most Jewish, because we weren’t religious in any way, was that I was so friggin’ hairy compared to these Carol Reed, L.L. Bean blonde Aryans that I lived with. So there was that. You want to be funny before anyone is funny on your behalf.” 

Silverman just won an Emmy for best writing for a variety special, her HBO special, We Are Miracles. 

nprfreshair:

Sarah Silverman says that most comics’ sense of humor comes from self-loathing. For her, that wasn’t really the case:  

"I think my comedy came more from humiliation… I was a chronic bed-wetter. I had this deep, dark secret. If I had to go to sleepover parties I would just pinch myself awake all night.

The…thing that made me feel the most Jewish, because we weren’t religious in any way, was that I was so friggin’ hairy compared to these Carol Reed, L.L. Bean blonde Aryans that I lived with. So there was that. You want to be funny before anyone is funny on your behalf.” 

Silverman just won an Emmy for best writing for a variety special, her HBO special, We Are Miracles